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   Updated Sun 25-February-2001

        *  50 Facts About Men

        *  Cat Dies and Goes to Heaven
 
        *  Kitty Runs the House

        *  The Creation of Hell
 
        *  Dear God Prayer

        *  Three Lawyers and Engineers Take A Train

        *  Ontario Hydro vs Newfoundland Hydro

        *  Nerds Not Allowed

        *  A Parrot Which Never Talks

        *  A Parrot Which Talks Too Much

        *  Tea for Mummmy

        *  Coming Soon


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