Three Lawyers and Engineers Take the Train

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   One day 3 Lawyers each purchase a train ticket. Next in line
   were 3 Engineers who purchased only 1 train ticket. Confused, the
   lawyers ask the engineers "Why did you only purchase 1 ticket
   when there is 3 of you?"

   One of the engineers replied "Just watch and you will see!". As
   they boarded the train the 3 engineers headed straight for the
   bathroom where all 3 crowded in. Shortly after the train got
   going the conductor came thru asking for tickets. He then knocked
   on the bathroom door and asked for tickets please. 1 of the
   engineers opens the door a crack and hands out the ticket.

   Amazed at this the lawyers thought on the way back they would do
   the same.

   On the trip back the 3 lawyers went up and purchased only 1 train
   ticket but noticed that the engineers didn't purchase any.
   Confused again, the lawyers asked, "Why didn't you buy a ticket
   for the return trip?"

   One of the engineers replied, "Just watch and you will see!" As
   they boarded the train the 3 lawyers headed straight for the
   bathroom where all 3 crowded in. Shortly after the train got
   going one of the engineers knocked on the bathroom door and said,
   "Tickets, please!"
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